n3rd squad.

Legend has it, a lone N3RD is a force to be reckoned with—armed with obscure trivia, lightning-fast reflexes, and an uncanny ability to recall every plot hole in a sci-fi saga. But when N3RDs unite? Unstoppable. Like an elite raid party, a perfectly balanced D&D crew, or a speedrun team breaking world records.

This ultra-soft, pre-shrunk cotton tee is a badge of honor for those who know that while solo mode is great, multiplayer is legendary. Whether you're strategizing over coffee, theory-crafting the next big breakthrough, or just flexing your knowledge in the wild, this shirt keeps you comfortable, stylish, and ready to squad up.

📌 Perks unlocked:
✔ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (so soft it feels like a respawn)
✔ Pre-shrunk for consistent comfort—no unexpected nerfs here
✔ Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for max durability (because N3RDs play the long game)
✔ Blank product sourced from top-tier regions (Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US)

So go forth, assemble your crew, and let the world know: N3RDs are strong alone, but legendary together. 🚀🎮♟🔬

⚠️ Warning: Legendary Item – Crafted Just for You! ⚠️

Unlike mass-produced loot drops, this shirt is specially forged the moment you place your order. That means no warehouse hoarding, no overproduction—just epic, on-demand creation like a custom RPG weapon (minus the +10 wait time debuff).

Yes, it takes a bit longer to arrive, but hey—so does crafting Excalibur, developing the next big video game, or waiting for your favorite show’s next season (looking at you, cliffhanger endings).

So thank you for your patience, wisdom, and excellent taste in N3RD apparel. You’ve just helped reduce waste while securing a tee that’s as unique as your otaku passions. Now go forth, and rep your squad in style! 🎮♟🔬🚀

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