floor is lava.

Remember when you hopped from couch to chair, desperately avoiding the "lava" as a kid? Well, now you can relive that chaotic childhood nostalgia—minus the broken furniture—with this dangerously cool design. Whether you're dodging responsibilities or just embracing the heat of life, this shirt lets everyone know you're always one step away from disaster (just like your inbox).

Warning: This shirt does not grant actual immunity to molten rock, awkward small talk, or Monday mornings.

🔥 Specs That Won’t Melt Under Pressure:
✅ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – Softer than your best childhood blanket (Heather colors contain polyester because variety is the spice of life).
✅ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – Light enough to keep you cool, solid enough to survive your lava-leaping adventures.
✅ Pre-shrunk fabric – Because nobody likes unexpected shrinkage.
✅ Side-seamed construction – A fancy way of saying it fits better than your high school gym shirt.
✅ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – Added durability, just in case you actually try jumping from couch to couch.
✅ Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US – A truly international masterpiece.

👕 Made on demand just for you! That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but hey—quality and sustainability are worth the wait. Thanks for keeping it cool while we keep it 🔥.

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